I happened to get myself involved with a moron who isn't handling rejection very well. He somehow found this page, which I carefully do not give to anyone who does not appreciate any form of art if you poked them in the eye with. These people mostly consist of the Turkish community, as much as that may sound bad, it is unfortunately true. I am not wrapping an American flag on my shoulders and running around screaming ''God bless America'' but sadly I am in fact isolating myself from where I was born. According to this moron, I am a dirty whore for taking photos of myself, which are done in a tastefully manner and they certainly contain no boobies [that is also 100% cool in my point of view]. Oh by the way,he had found my photo page and downloaded all my photos :GASP: Aren't I just a shame to my family? Oh and apparently my signature [''Don't just stare at it, eat it!'' which is a contribute to my favorite movie and the book, American Psycho] is indicating that I'm asking guys to eat me. Um, so, yeah. Eat me.


Anyway, moving on.



I'm oh so excited for the Lamb of God show on May 8th, in New York. Any body going? I will be wearing my very first wrist band and buying my own drinks. I'm working on my evil plot to catch attention of Randy and get married to him.





I think I'm going through mid-life crisis.